Weeks before this show the Diesel team dispatched six miles worth of bolts of white fabric to art schools and street art groups in China, South Africa, the US, UK, Europe and elsewhere. When they returned to be used as the set for today’s show they had been covered with the (mostly graffiti style) handwriting of more than 7,000 people from across the world. Also covered in more spray can cursive ware the raunchily contorted titanic blow-up dolls from Diesel’s Spring 2023 show, which was upcycled here as a further effort to present the world’s biggest street art installation.

Although that record attempt apparently didn’t quite hit with the Guinness people, it did serve as a highly appropriate backdrop for a collection in which Glenn Martens radically broadened his handwriting at Diesel. Speaking at a preview he said the concept for this afternoon’s show was “Coco Chanel goes to Balmoral and gets trashed on sherry with The Queen.” That sherry must have been spiked with something, because today Martens’s design veered from extremely high (his cheeky Coco homages in bouclé), to extremely low (with the cut of his closing bumster jeans, the bumster skirts, and bumster leather pants) via extremely trippy (a fantastically artisanal houndstooth jacquard, and a creepily alien moulded rubber ‘cable knit’ sweater).